The field notes
How it got out of hand.
The road led to 46468 River Road in Hammond, where the Louisiana Renaissance Festival was already busy turning ordinary visitors into knights, nobles, rogues, and people who had somehow acquired a turkey leg larger than their shield.
Robert and Sandy entered the village with royal intentions and immediately became distracted by the performers, the music, the marketplace, and every suspiciously medieval-looking opportunity for mischief.
By the time the gates closed, we had not claimed a castle, but we had collected enough stories to justify another expedition. The next quest is already being negotiated with the court.