SUPER ROBERT
Robert + Sandy

No ordinary weekends.

A growing archive of big laughs, questionable decisions, and excellent scenery—starring the two of us, illustrated larger than life.

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Caricature of Robert and Sandy jumping a red motorcycle over a dirt track at sunset
Adventure / 001
The archive starts here

Pick a bad idea.

Open a scene for the full field notes. Twenty-four missions are filed—some shared, some strictly one-person operations.

Robert wielding an oversized power drill while Sandy laughs with the instructions25 / Workshop comedyRobert the Tool ManMore power. Bigger problems. One ambitious weekend repair. Jon and A.J. on a West Virginia trout, rattlesnake, and ginseng adventure24 / Appalachian expeditionWild West VirginiaIt started with trout fishing. The rattlesnakes and ginseng were a plot twist. Robert and Sandy launching a red motorcycle off a dirt jump 01 / Dirt, dust, glory The great escape Somewhere between “hold on” and “we meant to do that.” Robert and Sandy celebrating an enormous fish on a lake 02 / Lake legend Reel trouble The fish was definitely that big. We have witnesses. Robert and Sandy hang gliding together over a green mountain valley 03 / Scenic route Above the clouds A little altitude. A lot of “look at that!” Robert and Sandy celebrating together on a snowy mountain summit 04 / Top of the world Summit meeting The view was worth every step—and the oversized backpacks. Robert leaning against a vintage red pickup beside a horse on a country road at sunset 05 / Robert's country run Country callin' A barn, a horse, a truck, and absolutely no reason to hurry. Sandy driving a turquoise beach buggy beside the ocean at sunset 06 / Sandy's beach day Sandy takes the wheel Sun, surf, sand, and a beach buggy that was never going to stay clean. Robert and Sandy laughing beside a red snowmobile outside a snowy mountain cabin 07 / Winter division Snow problem Pack the thermos, start the snowmobile, and pretend the cold was part of the plan. Sandy riding a bucking bull and chasing Robert across a packed rodeo arena 08 / Arena trouble Rodeo run A packed house, one determined rider, and Robert running out of arena. Robert and Sandy dressed as royal adventurers at the Louisiana Renaissance Festival 09 / Louisiana field trip Enter the realm Castle gates, autumn colors, and just enough royal behavior to get us in trouble. Robert and Sandy racing side by side in wildly exaggerated funny cars at a packed drag strip 10 / Drag strip showdown Funny car showdown Two superchargers, zero subtlety, and a crowd that came to see the smoke. Robert and Sandy performing onstage with The B-52s before a packed concert crowd 11 / Concert takeover Jamming with The B-52s We brought the backup vocals. They brought the groove. The crowd brought the noise. Robert and Sandy racing through a desert in an absurd ACME-style rocket contraption 12 / Cartoon physics division ACME desert dash One rocket, one painted tunnel, and absolutely no warranty worth mentioning. Robert driving an amphibious rescue truck through floodwater while Sandy signals with a flag 13 / Rescue division Floodwater Express When the bridge quits, bring a bigger truck and save the picnic. Sandy reaching from a ladder rescue truck toward a runaway parade balloon while Robert drives 14 / Festival rescue Balloon runaway A runaway balloon, one very tall ladder, and a parade that refuses to stop. Robert and Sandy guiding a rescue speedboat near a lighthouse and sailboat before a storm 15 / Coastal rescue Lighthouse lifeline Get the line across, beat the weather, and bring everybody home. Robert and Sandy wearing safety gear at a target range with oversized ACME cartoon launcher props and paper targets 16 / Target range division ACME range day Safety glasses, paper targets, and equipment that absolutely needed a warning label. Robert and Sandy launching an ACME-boosted airboat over a Louisiana bayou 17 / Bayou rescue Swamp boat moonshot A short trip became a flying rescue over the bayou. Robert driving a giant generator truck while Sandy restores county fair carnival lights 18 / County fair rescue County fair blackout The Ferris wheel needed a little extra power. Robert and Sandy racing decorated snowplows with a hot cocoa finish 19 / Winter racing division Snowplow grand prix Clear the way. Race the snow. Share the cocoa. Robert and Sandy politely sieging a festival castle with flowers and invitations 20 / Renaissance comedy Polite castle siege The most courteous siege in festival history. Sandy driving a red flame-painted monster pickup with enormous tires on a country road 21 / Country truck division Sandy's new truck New keys, bigger tires, and no such thing as subtle. Jon and A.J. tackling an ambitious tile bathroom remodel together 22 / Home improvement division Jon + A.J. remodel One bathroom, one giant tile saw, and grout lines worth celebrating. Robert and Sandy cruising into the glowing Bermuda Triangle 23 / Atlantic mystery division Bermuda Triangle cruise A spinning compass, glowing seas, and one very confused lifeboat.
Caricature of Robert and Sandy in medieval adventure costumes at a colorful renaissance festival Trip / Louisiana
Next stop / Hammond, Louisiana

Enter the realm.

The next field trip is the Louisiana Renaissance Festival—a full medieval village, costumed characters, and a fresh opportunity for Robert and Sandy to be treated like royalty.

Where 46468 River Rd
Hammond, LA 70401
2026 faire dates Nov 7–Dec 13
Selected weekends
Hours 8:45 AM–5:00 PM
Rain or shine
Visit LA RenFest Put us on the quest

Dates and visitor details can change—check the official festival site before heading out.

The complete archive

Past adventures.

Twenty-four field notes filed. Choose any title to open the complete story.

25Robert the Tool ManFiled 24Wild West VirginiaFiled 01The great escapeFiled 02Reel troubleFiled 03Above the cloudsFiled 04Summit meetingFiled 05Country callin'Filed 06Sandy takes the wheelFiled 07Snow problemFiled 08Rodeo runFiled 09Enter the realmFiled 10Funny car showdownFiled 11Jamming with The B-52sFiled 12ACME desert dashFiled 13Floodwater ExpressFiled 14Balloon runawayFiled 15Lighthouse lifelineFiled 16ACME range dayFiled 17Swamp boat moonshotFiled 18County fair blackoutFiled 19Snowplow grand prixFiled 20Polite castle siegeFiled 21Sandy's new truckFiled 22Jon + A.J. remodelFiled 23Bermuda Triangle cruiseFiled
The map is getting suspicious

The route so far.

A rough itinerary of the places where good judgment was last seen.

01Dirt countryGreat escape · Country callin' 02Lake countryReel trouble · Floodwater Express 03High countryAbove the clouds · Summit meeting · Snow problem 04Gulf CoastSandy takes the wheel · Lighthouse Lifeline 05Rodeo groundsRodeo run 06LouisianaEnter the realm 07Drag stripFunny car showdown 08Target rangeACME range day 09Bayou countrySwamp boat moonshot 10County fairCounty fair blackout 11Winter courseSnowplow grand prix 12Renaissance groundsPolite castle siege 13Truck countrySandy's new truck 14Remodel countryJon + A.J. bathroom remodel 15Atlantic mysteryBermuda Triangle cruise 16Everywhere elseB-52s · ACME desert dash · Balloon runaway
The operating philosophy

Make it a story.

There is always another road, trail, lake, mountain, or completely unnecessary stunt waiting around the corner. We intend to find it.

The official unofficial record

Bloopers & near misses.

Every great archive needs a department devoted to the parts that almost worked.

Report 001

The clean buggy lasted eleven seconds.

Sandy had a beach plan. The beach had a different plan. The tires were never the same.

Report 002

The fish was not technically measured.

The tape measure got wet, the fish got away, and the story remains scientifically enormous.

Report 003

The balloon ignored the parade route.

It had a map, a rope, and several excellent instructions. It chose altitude instead.

Report 004

The ACME warranty was decorative.

The rocket did exactly what the box promised, provided the promise was interpreted very creatively.

Report 005

Robert's rodeo exit was extremely committed.

He called it a tactical retreat. The packed house called it the funniest part of the show.

On deck

What should we try next?

Choose a seed idea, add your twist, and send it through the suggestion desk. No vote counts are being faked here.

Seed / wetlands

Swamp boat moonshot

One flat-bottom boat, one suspiciously tall ramp, and a bayou audience.

Seed / winter

Snowplow grand prix

Two decorated plows, a frozen course, and a finish line made of hot chocolate.

Seed / medieval

Castle siege, but politely

Courtesy, banners, and a siege engine operated according to excellent manners.

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Last updated: September 16, 2026